A bride turned to her husband and said, “Honey, you know I’m innocent and don’t understand anything about intimacy. Can you explain it to me first?” Her husband smiled and replied, “Sure, darling. To make it simple, let’s call your private area ‘the cell’ and mine ‘the inmate.’ What we need to do is put the inmate in the cell.”
They made love for the first time, and the husband lay there smiling with satisfaction. The bride giggled and nudged him, saying, “Honey, it seems the inmate has escaped.” Turning on his side, he chuckled and said, “Then we’ll have to put him back in the cell.”
After their second time, the bride once again said, “Honey, the inmate is out again!” The husband, rising to the challenge, made love to her again. When she mentioned for the third time, “Honey, the inmate has escaped again,” the husband, with a playful exasperation, exclaimed, “Hey, it’s not a life sentence!”
